Well, Hello There!

Well hello, internets! If you couldn't already tell, I've been on a bit of a blog break...it seems to be the thing to do lately, I guess!! Red has taken an announced break, and like me, The Jen's and Paisley have seem to just mellowed out for a while. It's not that I don't like my blog, because I do, I heart it...the inspiration just hasn't come to me lately. I hope you are all doing well and that all of my 6 readers haven't given up on me already!

So ho-hum, I'm still not really inspired for a funny post, so I guess you just get an update on my life. Exciting stuff, huh?

As you can see by my last post, Miss Cupcake is leaving me. At this time next week, she will be 30,410 miles from here, in Quito, Ecuador...and she'll be there for the next 11 months. I'm all for a road trip, but I'm not sure even Kenny's music could make that one bearable! I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sad about this...I'm happy for her as she's very excited about this opportunity...but ya'll, it's nothing new, I'm SELFISH!! I've had her here for the last YEAR and I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do without her!! Fear not, she will have internet access so I'm sure she will keep her blog updated and we've already scheduled our daily gmail chats.

My muchachos are both starting school next week! Ryan will be starting Kindergarten and Emily will be starting pre-school...and I will be a mess! Ryan graduated from pre-school last week and you better believe the tears were flowing. Picture 7 little boys in their white caps and decorated white t-shirts (gowns) receiving diplomas and watching a 20-minute slide show of the past year set to the sappiest music, EVER! (Que: "I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they possess inside"...it's too bad you weren't in my living room right now because you would have heard my MOST AWESOME Whitney Houston impression, but I guess you'll just have to settle on the visual.)

And then there was the poster that started the tears...


And then there's the whole way that I've been feeling lately. I'm feeling very...empowered? Confident? I'm not sure the best way to describe it, but I honestly feel like I can do ANYTHING that I want to. This is probably going to sound dumb to you guys, but ever since my whole Kenny experience, I have come to the realization that I can do absolutely anything in this world that I want to. And it really has nothing to do with Kenny himself, but with the way that the events of that week unfolded and everything that happened...suffice it to say that I believe in karma, and I believe that you get back what you put out there, and that you truly control your own destiny. There are so many things out there that I want to do, and the thought of doing them doesn't scare me at all, it's the thought of NOT doing them that terrifies me and drives me. It's a pretty good way to feel...and don't roll your eyes, cause it isn't about Kenny at all, it's just a huge life lesson that I happened to learn that week.

And speaking of life lessons, let me leave you with some new Kenny music...

Don't Blink

I turned on the evening news
Saw an old man being interviewed
Turning a hundred and two today
Asked him what's the secret to life
He looked up from his old pipe
Laughed and said "All I can say is..."

Don't blink
Just like that you're six years old and you're taking naps and you
Wake up and you're twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife
Don't blink
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did
Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half
Of fifty years is there in bed
And you're praying God takes you instead
Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think
So don't blink

I was glued to my tv and it looked like he looked at me and said
"Best start putting first things first."
Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand
You can't flip over and start again
Take every breathe God gives you for what it's worth

I've been tryin' to slow it down
I've been tryn' to take it in
In this here today gone tomorrow world we're livin' in

Don't blink
Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster you think
Don't blink

She's Leaving On A Jet Plane...

Miss Cupcake is headed to Ecuador! That's right...she'll be leaving next Friday to spend almost a full year in Ecuador, as she'll be teaching the English language to the locals. Please stop by her blog, leave her some love, and wish her well on her adventure!!

A Real Post Is Coming Soon, I Promise. But, In The Meantime...

by Maya Angelou

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
one friend who always makes her laugh...and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without
ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...

Since I Have No Motivation For My Blog Right Now...

Courtesy of Red.

How do you like your grilled cheese?
Grilled, with cheese

Where was your last vacation?
From Maine, to New York, to New Jersey, to Massachusetts. What? That doesn't sound like much of a vacation? It was...it was the best vacation, EVER!

Who are your godparents?
Don't have any.

How long has it been since you bought a new toothbrush?
Funny you should ask, it was yesterday. And it's pink...cause I'm a girl like that!

Where are you at noon everyday?
It's hard to say...somewhere between work, the mall, Target, a lunch establishment, or Grammy with the Birdies.

How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
I think just one. I was 17 and the cop was a prick. I tried being all girly and talking my way out of it, but he had no time for me. I was going 49 in a 30...thanks Mom for paying the $225 fine.

Do tarot cards tell the truth?
I don't know...that stuff freaks me out...I don't really want to know.

What was your favorite movie in junior high?
I don't remember...probably Dirty Dancing...and it still is.

What is the last thing you said out loud?
"OK, I will" to Emily as she insisted that I get her Apple Juice instead of Milk.

What do you think of the iPhone?
Thank you for asking as this has been on my mind lately. My first thought is that I don't need one and that I'd never be able to figure it all out. My second thought is that I'm pretentious and I need one.

What is the weirdest thing in your bedroom?
If I thought anything was weird, I probably wouldn't have it. My bedroom is awesome!!

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I'm wearing two...one is from Old Navy and the other is from the Bass Outlet.

Do you use a plan book?
OMG yes! I'm a planner and an organizer and a list girl! I'd be lost without it.

At what age do you plan on having kids?
Nevah! I have two...had them at 22 and 25...no more...thanks for asking though.

When was the last time you swam?
October 2006. Next time I'll swim? Tomorrow.

What do you order at Subway?
Funny you should ask because I went there yesterday. 6 inch Roast Beef on wheat with lettuce, tomato, extra pickles, green peppers, extra salt and pepper, and extra yellow mustard.

Do you keep your closets organized?
Yes, absolutely. I'm an organization freak.

How do you make headaches go away?
I'm with Red...I swear by Excedrin. I heart it.

Have you owned a betta before?
Yes, what college kid hasn't? I had a betta and his name was Ass. Yes, Ass as in your ass! Side note, my friend Colleen had one too and when she went home for Christmas break, she brought her fish with her. About half way through her trip home, the fish bowl tipped over and the water spilled out...she didn't know what to do so she threw her fish in the nearest trash can.

If you moved out of state, what state would you move to?
Tennessee...I REALLY want to!! Like really, REALLY bad.

How old is your best friend?
She's 27.

Did you attend preschool?
Nope, no preschool and no god parents...I was unloved.

What do your shower curtains look like?
It's clear with white vines on it.

Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
I didn't have an imaginary friend per say, although I used to lay in bed at night and pretend I was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club.

How do you make eggs?
I usually don't but when I do, I make them scrambled...I'd like to make omelettes, but I'm not very good at it.

Where do you wash your clothes?
In my washing machine which is in my mud room.

Which parent do you look most like?
They say I look like my Pops.

Who are the neighbors who live to the right of you?
I don't know...I've only been here for a year and a half.

What are your thoughts on Tom Cruise?
YOUNG MR. FLANNIGAN! Tom, seriously, can you forget about the whole Scientology, marrying Katie Holmes, and having a kid thing...I still have a thing for Brian Flannigan so I'm just going to pretend you're still him. (Hello, Cocktail anyone?)

What is the next vehicle you wish to buy?
A BMW X-5. Black.

Do you pay bills online or by mail?
Another thing that I just did yesterday...I pay them all online...and then I'm poor again.

What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?
Cold Hard Cash.

What is something stressful you will deal with next week?
My ex-husband.

What is something in your home that you collect?
Lovin' me some Kenny Chesney.

How far north have you been?
O' Canada.

Where did you last get gas?
Yet anther thing that I just did yesterday...I got it at the Mobil and paid $2.85/gallon.

How do you take your coffee?
French Vanilla, cream and sugar, Iced in the Summer, Hot in the Winter.

What is the oldest thing in your fridge?
Actually, the fridge is cleaned out often, so it's not bad...I think the oldest thing is some Mexican cheese but it's all good because I ate some last night on my tacos. Unless that's why I was up all night...but they tasted good.

On your keyboard what key is wearing out from pressing it so much?
My keyboard isn't worn out...but it's a little dirty.

Where do you put your keys when you come home?
In my hand bag.

Where do you go for Thanksgiving?
It changes every year. I think this year I'll just throw a big shindig at my house, anyone want to come?

How old will you be in 2010?
Turning 31.

What actor/actress would play you in a movie?
Somebody hot, skinny and blonde who can dance like a rock star...cause I'm hot like that.

How much cash is in your wallet?
None. I NEVER carry cash.

Would you have a one night stand with your favorite movie star?
Absolutely. Although I'm not really into any movie stars. A certain male country music star? Yep, sure would. Some of his band mates? Yep, sure would. Some athletes? Yep, sure would. Does that make me a whore?

What color is your house?
Beige.

If you were starving to death would you eat a pet?
It depends. Do I have to kill it or is it already dead? And can I fry it with some breading? Cause if it was already dead and could be deep fried like a Mozzarella stick, I'm game.

Ever been to Alabama?
No, but I wouldn't rule it out. I know, that's scary.

What kind of accent do you have?
A Maine accent...don't pronounce my r's...and I also pronounce a lot of my o's as a's.

What kind of alcoholic drink could you come up with in your fridge right now?
Can I get you a Mich Ultra, a Mich Ultra Lime Cactus, or a Margarita?

My Kenny Trip

Ok, so I'm back (regretfully!!) from my Kenny trip, and although I don't feel like I have the energy to tell ya'll about my trip, I guess it's time I pull up my skirt and fill you in. If you sense a little sadness in my tone, you're right...I'm sad, very, very sad!! Last week was hands down the best week of my life, and coming back to real world SUCKS! I could totally live my life following Kenny's tour around and you know, being a Kenny groupie...it was amazing!! There are so many stories to tell, but please read through to the end cause that's where it gets the best!

Monday: Our vacation wasn't supposed to start until Tuesday evening, but Heidi and I just couldn't stand it any longer and decided that it needed to start Monday night. So we both called in sick to work for Tuesday and spent Monday night at her house trying on outfits, packing, and getting excited. We managed to get to bed by 1:30am, which allowed us a couple of hours of sleep.

Tuesday: 5:30am we HIT THE ROAD!! That was the best feeling...the car was packed and we were headed on our Kenny journey! We made it to the radio station in NH around 6:45 in time for our first radio segment. The radio show was SO MUCH FUN and we were HYSTERICAL!! The folks from the station were a blast and we continued doing our radio segment every day last week and then wrapped it up this past Monday. And just so you know, they made Heidi & I our own jingle!! It was awesome...as they were introducing our segment, they started playing the song 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy'...when the music started, Heidi and I giggled because we like that song and the DJ told us to be quiet and listen because we didn't know what was coming...and then the song busts out (to the tune of 'Tractor') "These Chicks are Chasing Chesney." It was hysterical and I swear Heidi and I played that 1,000 times that day! As we were leaving the station, we chatted with the producer, who wanted to make sure we knew that they still weren't sure if they'd be able to get us Meet & Greet passes, but that they'd try. Sigh. So once again, we set out on the open road, destination: Saratoga, NY. After getting lost in MA for a good hour looking for an Irving gas station, we finally got to Saratoga at about 2:00. After chatting with my family (they live in Saratoga) and resting for a bit, we decided to go check out the venue. We get to the venue, parked, and got out of the car to the sounds of a SOUND CHECK!! Heidi and I pretty much shat our pants right there and went to try and find a way in. As we're sneaking around and trying to find an entrance, security enlightened us that the music we were hearing was coming from the Goo-Goo Dolls as they had a concert there later that night. Sigh once again. In an effort to better scope out the venue and the backstage area, we walked and walked and walked...over the hills, through the woods, and right through a sinking swamp. 'It's fine', I thought, 'I can make it'...I was wrong...I ended up covered in mud, but I didn't care...it was all for the love of Kenny ya'll!! We then headed to dinner to celebrate my Sister's birthday and then ended the evening by meeting up with a few fellow Kenny fans at a local hotel...we hung out there for a while and chatted (all Kenny talk, of course!) and then headed back to my Sister's place for bed.

Wednesday: Big day...show day! Woot Woot! Heidi and I weren't fucking around so we hit the grocery store and were at the venue at 9:00am for the show that would start at 7:00pm. As soon as we drove in, we saw the busses...busses, busses, and more busses...there had to be about 20 of them. As we so calmly lingered around the busses for a few minutes, we were approached by a couple of Kenny's bus drivers. They chatted with us for a while and told us that it was fine if we wanted to park our car there and hang out for the day. Ha...we were IN! Security came over, and the bus driver promptly told him that we were fine and to let us stay there. I love being a VIP!! So throughout the day, we hung out right there, ate, drank and mingled. We saw Sugarland as they were coming off their bus in their jammies and they waved and said 'hey' so we were pretty hot shit right there. We also met a few of Kenny's band members who were way cool and nice and they actually chatted and hung out for quite a while. Kenny wasn't there throughout the day as he hadn't had a show for the last couple of nights and he was home and flew in that afternoon...so no Kenny sighting, but it was a fun day. Then it was time to head into the show and our seats were in the VIP Pit section...of course...the view was amazing and there's nothing more that I can tell you about the show...the man is just AMAZING!! He has so much energy and is such a blast up there on that stage and makes the show a blast for everyone. So ya'll know that I like Kenny's song 'Big Star', right? (Hence, the name of my blog, my e-mail address, my ring tone, my license plates, etc...) Anyways, Heidi had made a sign that said 'She's A Big Star' with an arrow pointing at me. So he starts singing 'Big Star' and Heidi holds up the sign...Kenny saw it and laughed, and then security came and tried to take the sign...props to Heidi who hoarded that sign like it was her job and wouldn't let them take it. At the end of the show, Kenny signs autographs for a few minutes and I brought up the sign...Kenny reached over about three people, grabbed my sign, signed it and gave it back to me. I was a pretty happy girl right there!!

Thursday: We hit the road bright and early to get to NJ, hoping that we could hang out and tailgate with the band and crew like we did on Wednesday, especially now that Kenny would be there for the day. No such luck, as when we arrived, we learned that the busses were out back and we couldn't get through security. We drove around for a while and did manage to see Kenny out running with his trainer and WITHOUT a hat on. We were happy to see him, but bummed that we couldn't get up close. So we headed off to lunch, came back, sat in the car with the a/c on (cause we're brats like that) and once it cooled off, we put out our blanket and took a nap. We pretty much just wasted the day away waiting for the show to start. Once we got into the venue, we managed to sneek through an area where we could see the busses, but no sight of Kenny. Sigh. But soon enough, it was time for the show...and this is where we had FRONT ROW!! Kenny had requested that the front row be right up against the stage, and let me just tell you, until that point, that was the best night of my life...Heidi and I were in heaven!! When Kenny came out, he was going along high 5-ing everyone in the front row...and since I couldn't decide which hand to throw up there, I just put them both up there for him. And ya'll...he grabbed both of my hands, squeezed them, looked at me and said 'thank you.' I don't know what the 'thank you' was for, but I'm pretty sure it was just because he could feel the love shooting right through him!!

And don't get me wrong, Heidi had just as much of an AMAZING time as I did, but I'm pretty sure her happiest moment all week was when she got this picture! She was feeling the pressure to get that pic, let me tell ya! And just to prove to you how close we really were, here's a pic that I girl I know took from the other side of the stage:

Right in front of Kenny's legs you'll see an African-American (is that PC?) security guard, then Heidi, and then me. Kenny was a blast at this show...he kept dancing and jamming out right in front of us, and was high fiving us, shaking our hands, and punching our hands all night...it was great! Although I still really wanted to meet Kenny, after this night, I really felt like if I didn't, it would be ok, because everything about that night was more than I had ever hoped for.

Friday: We made our way up to MA for the show that would happen on Saturday. As we're strolling around the hotel, Heidi mumbles 'Erin, there's two guys waving at us right there, who is that?' And of course I didn't want to look, and then the guys came over and low and behold, it was two of the bus drivers that we had met on Wednesday...they remembered us! They filled us in that the band and crew were staying at the hotel and that they'd all be up for partying in the lounge later. So that's what we did Friday night...we hung out in the lounge, drank (too many!) beers, and chatted it up with the band and crew. Kenny wasn't there (sigh) as he doesn't stay at hotels...he stays right on his bus at the venue because it's safer and because his bus is like his 2nd home. Even though there was no Kenny, we still had a good time...we found out some good gossip and got to hang out with some cool people. Good times.

Saturday: We got to Gillette Stadium at about 10:30am and found the radio station van immediately to see if we had Meet & Greet passes. He still couldn't say for sure since he didnt' have them in hand, but he was pretty certain that we were all set. This never got confirmed until about 2:30 when we got our Meet & Greet passes IN HAND and knew that we were going to meet Kenny at 6:30!! We were beyond excited!! Let's fast forward right to 6:30 and the Meet & Greet...it was awesome!! It happened so fast and I was so excited that I don't remember everything that was said, but here's what I can remember. I walked up to Kenny and he stuck out his hand and we introduced ourselves and then he immediately put his arm around me, put his hand on my hip, squeezed my hip, and called me 'baby.' I pretty much melted right there! I know, I know...he calls everyone baby, but I don't care...ya'll, he was touching me and calling me baby!! So then he signed a picture for me:

Hehehehe...he loves me! And then we took our picture together:


Can you please look at how tight I'm holding onto that man? I was in heaven!! And in case you want the cropped, closer up version:

So then my turn was over and I started to walk away, but then I turned back around and said 'Oh Kenny, wait' and he looked at me and I said 'are you going to sing 'Boston' (a song that he wrote that's on his 'Be As You Are' album) and he said 'I don't know, we haven't finalized the set list yet.' So I stuck out my bottom lip, pouted a little bit, and said 'you HAVE to.' And he said 'I really won't know until we finalize the set list, but I'll try. We'll see.' And that was it...my Meet & Greet with Kenny was over. SO THEN, the concert starts and of course Kenny is amazing and having such a blast up there...genuinely moved by a stadium full of 65,000 people and he was just soooo happy. ANYWAYS, about 3/4 of the way through the concert he grabs the microphone to start talking and at the same time Heidi grabs my arm and goes 'Oh my god, Erin!'...and he starts talking...(and by the way, I'm crying right now just thinking about it!!)...and he says 'earlier tonight, I had a girl ask me if I was going to sing this next song, and I told her that I didn't know, and I really didn't know, I wasn't lying, because we hadn't finalized the set list.' YA'LL, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME. I was DYING!! The people around us thought I was nutty...I was screaming at the top of my lungs, shaking, and crying and I just kept screaming 'THAT'S ME, HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME!!' We were in the 6th row so I was hoping that he'd see me, but he didn't. Honestly, I'm pretty sure that was the greatest moment of my life...I was so friggin' happy. I couldn't tell you what he said after that because I was screaming so loud, but he talked about ME. ON STAGE. TO 65,000 PEOPLE!! HE REMEMBERED ME!! And then he sang 'Boston' and in all the reviews I've read, everyone keeps saying how cool it was that he sang that song and ya, of course he did, BECAUSE OF ME!! And then before we knew it, the show was over and we headed back to the hotel. No excitement back at the hotel since the crew was back at the stadium breaking down the stage, and Kenny and the guys headed home after the after-show party. Sunday morning, we headed home, and just like that, our Kenny week was over.

So what do you guys think? Isn't that the most amazing week, EVER??!!?? We're pretty happy and excited at everything that we got to do and see, but we're also pretty sad that it's over. Monday was a particularly hard day for me as I was on the verge of tears the whole day...I could honestly live that week over and over for the rest of my life, or better yet, become a full time groupie! Thankfully, we have one more show to go to this summer...September 1st...so I'm really looking forward to that. I hope you guys followed this post to the end...I know it's long, but hey, at least it's GOOD!!