Since I Have No Motivation For My Blog Right Now...

Courtesy of Red.

How do you like your grilled cheese?
Grilled, with cheese

Where was your last vacation?
From Maine, to New York, to New Jersey, to Massachusetts. What? That doesn't sound like much of a vacation? It was...it was the best vacation, EVER!

Who are your godparents?
Don't have any.

How long has it been since you bought a new toothbrush?
Funny you should ask, it was yesterday. And it's pink...cause I'm a girl like that!

Where are you at noon everyday?
It's hard to say...somewhere between work, the mall, Target, a lunch establishment, or Grammy with the Birdies.

How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
I think just one. I was 17 and the cop was a prick. I tried being all girly and talking my way out of it, but he had no time for me. I was going 49 in a 30...thanks Mom for paying the $225 fine.

Do tarot cards tell the truth?
I don't know...that stuff freaks me out...I don't really want to know.

What was your favorite movie in junior high?
I don't remember...probably Dirty Dancing...and it still is.

What is the last thing you said out loud?
"OK, I will" to Emily as she insisted that I get her Apple Juice instead of Milk.

What do you think of the iPhone?
Thank you for asking as this has been on my mind lately. My first thought is that I don't need one and that I'd never be able to figure it all out. My second thought is that I'm pretentious and I need one.

What is the weirdest thing in your bedroom?
If I thought anything was weird, I probably wouldn't have it. My bedroom is awesome!!

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I'm wearing two...one is from Old Navy and the other is from the Bass Outlet.

Do you use a plan book?
OMG yes! I'm a planner and an organizer and a list girl! I'd be lost without it.

At what age do you plan on having kids?
Nevah! I have two...had them at 22 and 25...no more...thanks for asking though.

When was the last time you swam?
October 2006. Next time I'll swim? Tomorrow.

What do you order at Subway?
Funny you should ask because I went there yesterday. 6 inch Roast Beef on wheat with lettuce, tomato, extra pickles, green peppers, extra salt and pepper, and extra yellow mustard.

Do you keep your closets organized?
Yes, absolutely. I'm an organization freak.

How do you make headaches go away?
I'm with Red...I swear by Excedrin. I heart it.

Have you owned a betta before?
Yes, what college kid hasn't? I had a betta and his name was Ass. Yes, Ass as in your ass! Side note, my friend Colleen had one too and when she went home for Christmas break, she brought her fish with her. About half way through her trip home, the fish bowl tipped over and the water spilled out...she didn't know what to do so she threw her fish in the nearest trash can.

If you moved out of state, what state would you move to?
Tennessee...I REALLY want to!! Like really, REALLY bad.

How old is your best friend?
She's 27.

Did you attend preschool?
Nope, no preschool and no god parents...I was unloved.

What do your shower curtains look like?
It's clear with white vines on it.

Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
I didn't have an imaginary friend per say, although I used to lay in bed at night and pretend I was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club.

How do you make eggs?
I usually don't but when I do, I make them scrambled...I'd like to make omelettes, but I'm not very good at it.

Where do you wash your clothes?
In my washing machine which is in my mud room.

Which parent do you look most like?
They say I look like my Pops.

Who are the neighbors who live to the right of you?
I don't know...I've only been here for a year and a half.

What are your thoughts on Tom Cruise?
YOUNG MR. FLANNIGAN! Tom, seriously, can you forget about the whole Scientology, marrying Katie Holmes, and having a kid thing...I still have a thing for Brian Flannigan so I'm just going to pretend you're still him. (Hello, Cocktail anyone?)

What is the next vehicle you wish to buy?
A BMW X-5. Black.

Do you pay bills online or by mail?
Another thing that I just did yesterday...I pay them all online...and then I'm poor again.

What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?
Cold Hard Cash.

What is something stressful you will deal with next week?
My ex-husband.

What is something in your home that you collect?
Lovin' me some Kenny Chesney.

How far north have you been?
O' Canada.

Where did you last get gas?
Yet anther thing that I just did yesterday...I got it at the Mobil and paid $2.85/gallon.

How do you take your coffee?
French Vanilla, cream and sugar, Iced in the Summer, Hot in the Winter.

What is the oldest thing in your fridge?
Actually, the fridge is cleaned out often, so it's not bad...I think the oldest thing is some Mexican cheese but it's all good because I ate some last night on my tacos. Unless that's why I was up all night...but they tasted good.

On your keyboard what key is wearing out from pressing it so much?
My keyboard isn't worn out...but it's a little dirty.

Where do you put your keys when you come home?
In my hand bag.

Where do you go for Thanksgiving?
It changes every year. I think this year I'll just throw a big shindig at my house, anyone want to come?

How old will you be in 2010?
Turning 31.

What actor/actress would play you in a movie?
Somebody hot, skinny and blonde who can dance like a rock star...cause I'm hot like that.

How much cash is in your wallet?
None. I NEVER carry cash.

Would you have a one night stand with your favorite movie star?
Absolutely. Although I'm not really into any movie stars. A certain male country music star? Yep, sure would. Some of his band mates? Yep, sure would. Some athletes? Yep, sure would. Does that make me a whore?

What color is your house?
Beige.

If you were starving to death would you eat a pet?
It depends. Do I have to kill it or is it already dead? And can I fry it with some breading? Cause if it was already dead and could be deep fried like a Mozzarella stick, I'm game.

Ever been to Alabama?
No, but I wouldn't rule it out. I know, that's scary.

What kind of accent do you have?
A Maine accent...don't pronounce my r's...and I also pronounce a lot of my o's as a's.

What kind of alcoholic drink could you come up with in your fridge right now?
Can I get you a Mich Ultra, a Mich Ultra Lime Cactus, or a Margarita?